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Looking for an affair? Here's 50 reasons why it should be with me. m4w
1. I won't stalk you if you decide to end it.
2. I don't smoke.
3. My back isn't all hairy and gross.
4. I'm funny and you'll have a good time.
5. I'll do things your husband won't.
6. I'm cute.
7. I'm honest. Well, almost - there IS this.
8. I know what to lick, and when.
9. To Hell with number nine. Every damn list you see has a number nine.
10. I can keep a secret.
11. All my friends are conservatives, and I'm not.
12. My god doesn't mind if we screw.
13. My wife is nice, so you don't have to listen to me complain about her.
14. I have EXCELLENT taste in music. I'll share.
15. I won't bag on your husband, even if he is an idiot.
16. I only shoot blanks.
17. I'll still respect you the next day.
18. I'll , but only when it's convenient for you.
19. You can cum first.
20. I'll let you win if we wrestle on the bed.
21. I write great e-mails.
22. I'm a REALLY good kisser.
23. I smell good most of the time.
24. I'll can remember what you like for next time.
25. I'll laugh at your jokes.
26. You don't have to laugh at mine, but you probably will.
27. I'll buy you sushi and take you to Starbucks.
28. I voted for Hillary in the Primaries.
29. I can be a complete dork, and you can tease me about it.
30. I'm pretty smart, but you can be smarter than me.
31. I'll notice if you've changed your hair.
32. I'll listen to what you have to say.
33. I'll actually care about it.
34. I won't get mad at you, and I'll never get even.
35. I'm easy to get rid of.
36. I'll swim the red river, (but I won't drink from it).
37. Small animals trust me.
38. I'm nice to waiters and waitresses.
39. I'm generous.
40. I know how to spell.
41. I'm literate, and can carry on a conversation about almost anything.
42. I'm unique. There's no one like me.
43. I recycle.
44. I'm a pretty good lay.
45. I'm clean and my fingernails are trimmed.
46. I didn't choose my career for the money. I do it because it helps.
47. Swallowing is nice, but I don't mind if you have to spit it out.
48. I brush my teeth a lot. And I floss.
49. I'm STD free.
50. I don't always snort when I laugh. Just sometimes.
The fine print:
1. You must be looking for more than just sex. Not commitment, but not a one night stand.
2. You must have sufficient time and interest to follow through.
3. No one "large" please. It's just not a good fit.
4. Please be educated, or at least sound like you are. I'm interested in your brain as much or more than your body.
5. Age range is open, but no one older than me, please.
6. If you drink beer AND like NASCAR, we probably have nothing in common.
7. We're probably not going to hell for this, but be ok with it if we are.
Kathie
57
North Coast NSW
Funny outgoing BBW looking to meet a great guy.
I am want private sex
Not important
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